It was Foot Massage Tuesday

I love Foot Massage Tuesday's, they are one of my favorite days of the week.

Today I was gifted the chance to get another fantastic foot massage. The place I went to had a giant sign out front listing all their prices for the various massages offered:

Thai Massage
Foot Massage
Hot Oil Massage....

and yet a customer, an American knowing how to speak Thai, peaked his head in to the establishment and asked "How much for a foot massage". The morons and geniuses tent to stand out. And it was a very familiar face too boot.

He's been here long enough to learn Thai so I assume he's somewhat educated. Maybe just a high school diploma from America but he speaks a little Thai which means he's got a little on the ball. He looked like former military intelligence. If that's true it means hes got a degree in something. 

With all that knowledge...

At one point during the foot massage I wanted to get up and yank that fucking stick out of her hands and throw it out into god damn street. If you rub any one spot long enough you are going to get a response. If you put enough pressure on any given spot you can get a reaction. I get it, sometimes a tenderness to a certain spot can indicate a problem with your kidney's or your liver or your whatever. I buy in to the reflexology. That's why I go for so many foot massages. Sometimes tenderness to a spot can simply mean you are rubbing that spot too long or too hard. The End...


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