Granny ride a motorcycle

I was out running errands today and did lots of people watching. The things that stuck out in my mind today while people watching is this:

1. Granny rides a motorcycle. I must have seen fifteen to twenty  granny's out there today on their motorcycles. It struck me as funny after seeing so many.
2. They have phone Boothe's here. The only fashion kind, the kind superman would dart into and change
3. Men with no chins. In America men with no chins or small chins don't do well with the ladies. Here in Chiang Mai I noticed lots of men today with no chins and they had hot Thai girls with them
4. Bald men. Lots and lots of bald men here in Chiang Mai they too, like the chinless wonders all have hot Thai girlfriends.

After taking a break from the foot massage scene for a few days I decided I needed one today. Once again I got stuck with a dude. I think this was the third time it's happened. Not just a dude, an old man. Not just an old man, a gay old man at that. Good grief Charlie Brown. Surprisingly it was probably the best foot massage I've gotten since arriving here. Very therapeutic and that's what I needed.

Today I  bought two pair of shorts. Now I am complete and can dress like a tacky tourist.